Holy Mother of God

So, I’m tooling around the internet, and I go to one blog, and then I click to another blog, and then follow a link that promises "the most disturbing thing ever", which leads me to a photography company that specializes in digitally enhancing head shots for child beauty pageant contestants….and it is in fact, the most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen.  The site is just shot after shot of little girls, dressed like adults, in full make-up, and then airbrushed within an inch of their lives.  I, of course, look at the whole site, alternately vomiting and laughing hysterically. 

I am not linking to the site here, because it’s that wrong, but I do want to share my "favorite" photo.  I figure that the child in question was too young to have been permanently damaged by the photo shoot that lead to this picture.  I have no doubt that in time, this young girl’s happiness will be ruined by her insane mother, but as of the taking of this photo, she is still an innocent baby.

Are you ready?

Scroll down, and behold.

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creepy baby

Words fail me.

I mean, how do you even get a baby to make this expression?  Her mouth is saying, "I’m a happy baby!", but her eyes (dear God, those terrible eyes) are saying, "This bow on my head is so effing embarrassing.  I can’t believe that crazy bitch pierced my ears.  Save me."  

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7 Responses to “Holy Mother of God”


  1. 1 Ashley August 18, 2007 at 11:37 am

    please please please please tell me the website

  2. 2 Shalini August 18, 2007 at 12:33 pm

    Wow. Terrifying. Ashok is not down for that.

  3. 3 elise August 18, 2007 at 1:52 pm

    i vote for glenn. very etwas ruhiger. kate, your internet skills are almost scary. how do you do it???

  4. 4 miriam August 18, 2007 at 6:31 pm

    Peach lace? Please, let her at least be from Dallas or something. I’ll pray for her soul.

  5. 5 elise August 18, 2007 at 9:39 pm

    kate, i’m not going to be able to sleep tonight because of those eyes!! ahhh!!!!!!!!!!

  6. 7 Ashley August 23, 2007 at 4:53 pm

    that’s it, it is official. After just returning from TWC, I have turned into a jealous child. Why is the TWC getting so much more love. OK i know why, it is the new bee in the bonet. I am just ready for the excitement to fade so we can get just a little more love over here. I am not saying abandon the new blog, every new baby deserves love. but only for a little while. have your in love time.


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