Violists Are Easy

"As to the survey itself, there are a few startling results. Viola
players, it seems, are "most likely to have sex on a first date", "most
likely to have had sex three or more times in the last week" and "most
likely to have had 10 or more sexual partners" (presumably not all at

Lies!  Vicious lies!….(hilarious)…lies!


5 Responses to “Violists Are Easy”

  1. 1 March 1, 2007 at 11:01 pm

    I WISH.

    Obviously they never came to an Oberlin studio party. I never even got to bach that rita.

  2. 2 Charlie March 2, 2007 at 12:08 pm


  3. 3 livia March 3, 2007 at 5:03 pm

    EVERYONE knows how easy viola players are. sluts! every one of you. wa-wa-wee-waa!!

  4. 4 Sam March 4, 2007 at 12:23 am

    I shudder to think how much more slutty violists might have seemed without me around to drag down the average…

  5. 5 ashley March 4, 2007 at 10:24 am

    are you saying that violists are dirty sloppy party tarts! hahahahahahaha

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